Sunday, October 12, 2025

If It's the Weekend, You Can Bet Our Boys, Stanley Steamer and RC, are glued to their Televison Sets!

Last night the Georgia Bulldogs and the Auburn Tigers, the oldest rivalry in the deep south, went toe to toe as it turned out. RC was basking in the win of his favorite team, the Nebraska Cornhuskers, earlier in the day. In a close final minutes, the Cornmen aka the Black Shirts beat the Maryland Terrapins, 34-31!

As night fell, RC text his union suit buddy, Steamer, that he was betting on the 10th ranked Dawgs to win. They'd surely be able to defeat unranked Auburn. But his pal believed that Auburn would win this big rivalry. And so, he bet RC a six pack of their favorite beer, Pacifico Cerveza!  RC took the bet willingly and told Steamer then that they needed to be wearing their lucky long johns and for Steamer to text when he pulled on his red union suit and he would do likewise. 

The Dawgs would have their hands full this game. Staeamer replied that he'd probably change into his long johns at bedtime and would then listen on the radio to the last half in bed until he fell asleep.

During the first half though, according to RC, he text his union suit buddy: "OMGosh!  Auburn just scored a field goal. It's now 10 to 0!"

And minutes later, RC text: "I've put on my union suit! Get yours on! The Dawgs are losing this fight!" To which, Steamer replied he would be putting on his in about an hour just before he opened his window and climbed into bed. 

So, RC watched the second half as the only one of them dressed only in long red underwear, the one with the escape hatch in the rear. By the 4th quarter both boys were in their lucky union suits. 

And by golly, wouldn't you know, Georgia  won the game. Must have been those lucky long handles!!

Steamer lives in the east where it's two hours later than where RC resides. RC was still wide awake after the game and celebrated the big wins by the Cornhuskers and then the Bulldogs by grilling some salmon, having a glass of wine, all the while supervised by his wife who took these photos of him out on their back patio. Oh, yeah, he was still wearing his lucky red union suit!


Sunday, October 5, 2025

Speaking of Football and Union Suits - Updated 

On October 11th, I received this email from Trevor of Shamrock, TX:

Chris: it's a wonder Party Marty didn't loose a shoe or two when he clamored off the football field in his union suit after stealing the football right out of the hands of the kicker who was just then setting the ball on the tee. As he pushed thru the metal bars leading up into the stands where the crowd cheered him on, it's a wonder one of the security men didn't get hold of a shoe or two and yank them off his feet. Or, grab ahold of his underwear drop seat and yank off a button!  LOL. Too bad there is not a video of him at the top, continuing to attempt to get away in that bright red union suit! What balls he had!

....Trevor, Shamrock, TX

I agree Trevor, a later video would have been nearly as great as him initially careening on and off the field, taking that football right under the noses of the players and the referees!  Hopefully, he was not arrested but allowed to go back to retrieve his clothes and was able to keep his well-earned football trophy!...Chris 





















October 5, 2025

Having posted recently RC and Stanley Steamer enjoying televised football while wearing their "lucky" union suits, I was reminded of a posting I featured in Union Suit Fan years ago.

It was of the ultimate fan who had stripped down to just his red union suit and raced on to the field, stealing the ball during a televised major pro football game in front of millions of fans at the stadium and watching on tv. From five years ago this week, here is....

Party Marty!

Don't you love a good wager? I do and that's why this blog has featured a number of them. Whether it was Ritchie Cunningham of the TV series “Happy Days,” or Michael of Lakewood, Colorado, football fan, Dave Doyle, or Tom and RC. You've seen their antics here on Union Suit Fan. And, what did they all had in common? The loser of the bet had to strip down to his union suit and run around in public. Well, here's one I found on YouTube that will most likely make you wish you had been there to witness this one:

“So let me set the scene for you...
Atlanta Falcons vs Cincinnati Bengals circa 1981, it’s a nationally televised game. It’s about 20 degrees out and “Party Marty” decides to accept a dare. Some tequila and several bud lights later he strips down to his red long underwear and swoops in for the NFL surprise play of the YEAR!! Astonished, the players and referees look on as Marty slides in for the steal and takes off running in his union suit.


The crowd cues in on what’s happening the stadium erupts with cheers and unadulterated support as Marty hucks it up those stairs. Classic. The more you watch the better it gets too. I’d love to find out who he is! And the cheerleader? She’s stoked. And those butt taps!? Solid gold!

My friends and family have enjoyed this little diddy for years. Now it’s time to share the love! If you know anyone who was at the game or is in this video please tag them or share! If you think Marty, stealing the game's football and running off the field in his underwear, is amazing, share! Let’s get this out there! I’d love to hear some stories! Enjoy! ….ANONYMOUS”

Just Copy and Paste:

https://youtu.be/um_HTAk39o0


Wednesday, October 1, 2025

 Just for Laughs

I guess you could say he's wearing a "union suit"...it's underwear of one piece anyway.


Tuesday, September 23, 2025

RC Strips to his Lucky Underwear for a Nebraska Cornhuskers Victory! 

This past Saturday even RC's "lucky" red long johns couldn't help the Big Red football team of Nebraska defeat the powerful Michigan Wolverines. Even with Michigan's head coach suspended for the game. RC, who had by the second quarter was wearing nothing but his union suit and socks, still couldn't get the Cornhuskers over the top. Not only did his favorite team fail, so did his his lucky underwear. 

Watching on TV minutes into the first quarter, RC winced as Nebraska sputtered to deliver on a "red zone" 4th and two, and so turned the ball over to Michigan. Getting the ball back with no score by either team, the Cornhusker's then missed a relatively easy field goal, allowing Michigan to quickly flee down the field twice, to score ten unanswered points themselves! The wind was blown from RC's sails at that point. 

He admitted that he was fully clothed in the first quarter of this game. RC was having lunch with his ten year old and not wearing his lucky red long underwear. After Nebraska failed to score and Michigan went up 10-0, he decided to get in to his union suit!

When the boy asked him, "How come you put on your long underwear, Papa?"  RC admitted to telling him: "Cuz I'm cold!"

After donning that underwear, Nebraska played much better in the second quarter. In fact, they tied Michigan with only one second left in the half with a successful, perhaps lucky, "Hail Mary" pass to the end zone! 

Would RC's lucky underwear hold up for the entire game? Would his players continue to play up to their potential?



In his exuberance, RC  poured himself a glass of beer. 
Why not, Nebraska was on to a probable victory over Michigan!

 
RC's celebration of a Cornhusker win was premature. In the end, the Wolverines defeated the hapless Cornhuskers who had seemed to search for a way to lose this important game between these two historic powerhouses. The players may have just as well been playing in their underwear for all the final score revealed. 

RC who swears by his red union suit, the one-piece variety, is typically lucky for him and those he roots for. But he and his favorite team were both stripped of a win this day. The Wolverines defeated the Cornhuskers 30-27, the final in front of 87,278 fans at Memorial Stadium and at least one fan in a suit of long red underwear watching at home on TV. 



The previous Saturday, as posted last week here in Union Suit Fan, found RC joining Georgia's Stanley Steamer as both football fans watched the game in their lucky red union suits, well suited for a win by the Bulldogs. Their underwear worked well then as Georgia beat Tennessee in overtime. This past Saturday, Georgia had a bye week and Nebraska said goodbye to a possible conference championship. 

Will RC say goodbye to his lucky union suit underwear? Probably not, but time will tell. Would the Cornhuskers have won if he'd worn his lucky red union suit beginning in the first quarter? Possibly, but we'll never know.

Here's to RC and his favorite team, hoping for a brighter tomorrow and a union suit that is truly lucky.



Friday, September 19, 2025

Buttoned Up for Another Football Season!

College Football is in full swing and who better to help us kick off the season in Union Suit Fan than our ole buddies, Stanley Steamer (Georgia Fan) and RC (Nebraska Fan).   

You remember these union suited sport fans from numerous past postings. Last week, the boys again pulled on their lucky red union suits to pull for their favorite teams. 

And a good thing too as the Georgia / Tennessee football game came down to the final moments in overtime on CBS. The Bull Dogs, known to their many fans as "The Dawgs," in the end, overcame the Volunteers! 







And, the Cornhuskers handily beat Houston. The Nebraska game wasn't televised. So RC couldn't watch his team. Instead he joined best buddy, Stan, to cheer the Dawgs to victory!

You can rightfully call these fellas superstitious because they are absolutely convinced that donning red long johns on game days ensure a successful outcome. Some of you wear lucky jerseys or hats or maybe you don't change your socks as long as your team keeps winning. But Stanley and RC are convinced that it's their long red underwear that puts their teams over the top.  And, I can't disagree.

Their union suit attire surely had to be at least partially responsible for their team wins last Saturday. The final scores prove it:

Georgia (3-0)  44  Tennessee (2-1)  41 in Overtime

Nebraska (3-0)   59     Houston (1-2)  7

Nebraska (3-0) plays Michigan (2-1) this Saturday, Yikes! RC better double up on his luck by wearing two red union suits for his Big Red team to win!  And you can bet Steamer will be wearing his red long underwear, the ones with the buttoned escape hatch in the rear, when Georgia (3-0) plays Alabama on September 27th.  

Thanks for the photos, fellas, good luck this season. Keep 'em buttoned....Chris 


Saturday, September 13, 2025

Farmers are Union Suit Fans 

My two granddads and my two great granddads and, I suppose, their dads, midwest farmers all, wore union suits while they farmed, six days a week, and wore them to church on Sundays. A couple of them wore their union suits seven days a week, year round.  It's been a farmer thing for a century and a half to wear warm, comfortable one-piece, long underwear.  My dad and uncles, as boys, grew up on farms and, you guessed it, wore union suits. 

From them, I've come to love union suits, happily having worn them as long as I can remember. And, I'm not even a farmer. But, farming runs deep in my blood as does my inclination to wear their style of long johns!

Clem recently sent along a photo and story of a modern day farmer who, like my ancestors and me, chooses to wear union suits. Sometimes, apparently, that is all he wears as he, well, farms....


The caption reads:  
Farmer Brian sometimes works in the field wearing just his union suit or long johns. He was brought up to wear long underwear from November 1st to May 1st. He adjusts his outer wear to fit the actual temperature. That's thinking outside the box.

Over the years, several of you union suit fans have sent me your union suit wearing stories and photos, having grown up on farms, which I have posted in this blog. 

All the best unionsuiters, Chris

And speaking of farmers, be sure to check this blog in a week or two for... 
        The Magical, Mystical, Mischievious Scarecrow!


It might just blow the pants right off you!

Monday, September 1, 2025

Labor Day Reminds Me of Labor Unions which Remind Me of Union Suits, 

and union suits and labor unions and labor day remind me of two prior postings of mine, one from my originial blog, Union Suit Fan, and the other from my companion blog, Union Suit Fans in the Limelight.

In 1941, textile union workers in Knoxville, TN went on strike having stripped first to their union suit underwear. You long time followers, may remember this post in Union Suit Fan on December 4, 2020.

YesterYear - Strident Strikers Strip 

In April, 1941, textile workers walked a picket line in front of the closed Appalachian Mills garment factory in Knoxville, Tennessee. There were no less than thirteen textile mills operating in Knoxville then with most of them producing underwear and socks. Millions of men's and boys' union suits were made here. 

A strike was called because a number of union men were fired from the plant. The striking picketers stripped to their own union suits in a demonstration of unity. Several of the men, some wearing hats, others carrying U.S. flags, but all wearing union suits, carried signs that read: “I Lost My Pants at Appalachian Mills.”

The strikers believed wearing nothing except their union suits would draw much more attention than if they were fully clothed. They were right. Their photo was published in newspapers across America that month. Textile mills in Knoxville produced more union suits in the first half of the 20th century than in anywhere else in North America. In fact, Knoxville was known as "The Underwear Capital of the World."  If you wore underwear from the early to mid-1900's, your underwear was probably made in Knoxville.

Thanks to Joe of New York City for securing this photo for me.

On December 14th, I received this email from Billy of Knoxville, TN:

"Chris:  Even when I was a little boy, kids my age knew underwear of all types like my briefs and undershirts was made in Knoxville my hometown. Maybe my socks too, can't remember for sure. My grandpas and daddy wore union suits made here, uncles and older cousins too. Not year round but much of the year. 

I followed 'suit,' pardon the pun, when I was about twelve years of age. But now my union suits are made in far away places like Indonesia or Honduras. The last two I bought were Duofolds made in India. I often wonder what the men and women who live in warmer climates and make our union suits these days must think of our western long underwear... 'Crazy Americans!'   ...Billy"


Stripped to Strike!

And then, on June 4, 2018 in Union Suit Fans in the Limelight, an even older post, I featured striking workers in 1949 marching down Market Street in San Francisco in their union suits. The celebrated musician and funny man, Spike Jones, and his band, City Slickers, dressed in union suits and hats. The long-handled, one piece underwear wearing men, playing instruments and juggling, supported their local musicians' union:


Spike Jones and Friends, Union Suit Fans in the Limelight!

In June 1949, Spike Jones and his City Slickers, as his band was known along with some other buddies, marched in a parade right up Market Street in San Francisco all the way to the Curran Theater in their long underwear. They played musical instruments as they strutted around in public.











Along the way, they met up with
James C. Petrillo who at the time was
the Musician's Union president.
 


Spike Jones, a great band director as well as a satirical funny man, thought it a great idea for him and his band to appear in their "Union Suits" in support of the musician's "Union." For some reason, Spike wore an Indian headdress as well as a cowboy gun and holster over his long underwear.

 All agreed, it was not a normal day in San Francisco when Spike Jones was around!

To see the video of Spike Jones' Petrillo Parade in 1949 San Francisco, highlight, copy and paste:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1w16PRMwFM


I wish to thank Stan the Man from Southern Arizona for introducing me to the Spike Jones parade. Stan is a movie fan so I have a feeling this blog will receive more posting suggestions from him in the coming months! Thanks, Stan!

NOTE:  If Stan the Man from Southern Arizona is still checking in with Union Suit Fan, I'd like to hear from you...Send me an email... Chris

Spike found a great deal of humor in one-piece long underwear. On another occasion he appeared with Marilyn Monroe and Ken Murray at the 8th annual Los Angeles Times Charity Football Game in 1952. This time Spike wore a red Union Suit while providing half-time entertainment to a large crowd. Proceeds from this charity event went to the Boys Club of Los Angeles.


A few years later Marilyn would attract John F. Kennedy, a suitor who favored Union Suits as well. (See my Union Suit Fan posting of May 26, 2016, "Presidential Underwear.")


Check out this YouTube Knoxville Local News10 video regarding the history of making men and boys' underwear. Forty-three million garments per year made Knoxville "The Underwear Capital of the World":

                           https://youtu.be/SC3CLnlh49M

 

So this Labor Day, Union Suit Fans, STRIKE a pose in your union suit underwear and email me a photo or two and help continue making the Union Suit Fan the number one union suit blog of the world!

Happy Labor Day, Union Suiters!


Sunday, August 24, 2025

We're off to see the Wizard!                 

I'm sure all Union Suit Fan readers are quite familiar with the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz. 


And I'm sure most readers know of the ever popular Wizard of Id. 




But who among you is aware of the lesser known, but equally gifted, Wizard of US? 



After learning that this very wizard resides practically in his own back yard, our Retro Jeff paid him a call, and the Great US graciously agreed to an exclusive interview for USF readers. Enjoy this inside look into the everyday life of a practicing wizard......                                                                      

----US: "Well,thank you Retro Jeff for this opportunity to gain some public exposure and recognition. Brother Oz has been a kind of “poster boy” for our Brotherhood of Wizards ever since that 1939 film he was in.  People need to be aware that there are many more, less flamboyant, work-a-day wizards right here among them.


----RJ:  “So tell me your, uh, wizardship, what is the role of a practicing wizard like in 2025?”           


----US:  “You know, Retro, most people think a wizard's life is all about casting spells, mixing  potions, or conferring, conversing, and otherwise hobnobbing with his brother wizards.  There's a lot more to it.


Sure, we can be called upon for the mundane task of locating a stolen dog,


misplaced slippers,


or, even on odd occasions, a missing farmhouse.


But a wizard today needs to stay up to date and follow current trends in order to keep his public satisfied. Now look at Brother Id. I probably shouldn't say this, but I do feel he's rather stuck in the past. Oh, no offense to you Retro.  But really!  Dragons? And Castles? And Moats?  Oh my!  I mean, when was the last time you saw a dragon?  And who lives in castles anymore?  But I have to say, it still seems to work for him. Hardly a day goes by that he doesn't make the newspapers.”  



----RJ:  “And what about your more famous brother wizard, the Great Oz?  Do you feel he is staying current?”  


----US:  “What can I say?  Oz is Oz.  I really think that Hollywood film years ago gave him a swelled  head. Ever since, he has been intimidating his clients with that excessive display of smoke and flames. I tend to find it rather off-putting but his public must, if not like it, at least endure it. He's still as popular as ever.  I haven't seen them, but I understand there were sequels to the original film. To be fair, I have to say, behind the smoke and flames facade, if you draw back the curtain, you will find Brother Oz to be a truly gifted, highly intelligent and courageous wizard with a  heart of gold.” 


----RJ:  “I understand that you have been gifted with some rather amazing conjuring powers of your own. Would it be possible to see a demonstration that I can photograph and share with the USF readers?”


----US:  “Oh, certainly Retro.  I'd be happy to do that. Let me just look through my requests here for a moment…….. Ah!  Here's one from a Morticia A .....


My!  I dare say that I've never been asked to locate a missing item quite like this before!  Well, it will be a challenge!  Let's have a go at it, Retro. Just keep your camera on the Crystal Ball!





----RJ:  “Wow!  That was impressive, your Wizardship. I'm sure Mrs. A will be thrilled to get that back!  It's such a handy Thing to have around the house.


Now,  tell me about the recent security breaches you've experienced.”       


----US: “Retro, it pains me to discuss this, but the public does not always abide by rules of proper conduct when allowed on to the premises.  At times they have invaded my very inner sanctum! Boy, can Brother Oz tell some stories about that!



When they occur, these breaches must be handled  directly, adroitly, and with as much dignity and aplomb as one can muster under the circumstances!"



"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"



"Nobody can see the Great US! 
Not nobody, not no how!"

----RJ:  “Ah, yes, I see.  A rather uncomfortable situation for all involved.”


----US:  “Yes Retro, it can be. Very much so....Well, I'm afraid I’m expecting a client in ten minutes. But in closing, I would like to share with the Union Suit Fan readers a valuable piece of advice that I learned the hard way, many years ago, in one of these very situations; KEEP THEM BUTTONED!”    


So ended our interview with those sage words of wisdom from the Wonderful Wizard of US. “Keep them buttoned!”  How profound! Certainly good advice for all Union Suit Fans to live by!

....Retro Jeff in Illinois                                              



The Wizard of US: a whiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was!



Thank you Retro Jeff for that truly insightful and revealing look into the life of a modern day practicing wizard.  If nothing else, we gained an answer to that age old question: "What do wizards wear under their robes?".....Chris   


 The guest contributor of this exceptional interview is none other than Illinois' own Retro Jeff, 
a veritable Wizard of Union Suits, himself. 


Hmmmm... I wonder.....Nah, it couldn't be!