What's a Guy to do on these Blasted Cold Blast Days Blowing in across the country from the Arctic??!!
Well, your Union Suit is a Great Start!
I guess you could just stay in bed all day in that union suit you got for Christmas with the covers pulled up over your head:
Or, why not hop out of bed, stretch and stay comfortably inside, safe and warm in your long underwear...
Exercise could warm you up! Right Coach?
How about making yourself some delicious warm soup....
Or watch your favorite sports team give it their best on TV:
(On these really cold days, you may need to pull on a sweat suit
over your long red-flannel underwear!)
Keeping your rear escape hatched buttoned securely,
try tickeling the ivories on that ole piano to heat up:
Relaxing on the couch couldn't hurt....
Maybe, look for your the car keys you misplaced!
If you're like Stanley Steamer, you might catch up on repair work around the house?
A rousing game of ping pong in your union suit warms a guy up pretty fast!
Nah, hibernating in bed is the best idea!!
Keep 'em buttoned, I do! ....Chris