Union Suit Fan: "I
don't need a heated cab, I'm wearing Stanfield's!"
Sam sits atop his John Deere warm as toast in his Stanfield's Combination Underwear |
When
Sam of northern lower Michigan drives around on his tractor clearing snow in 25F degree weather
he dresses head to toe for warmth...just what you would expect from
someone who lives in cold country. Reportedly, his Michigan winter
wardrobe consists of:
A
knit cap from Carhartt,
Gloves
from Custom Leather Craft,
Boots
from Muck,
And
Combinations manufactured by Stanfield's: 2 layer cotton/poly/wool.
Not
seen are his white Foxriver socks.
Does
this guy know quality or what?! Sam wanted me to know that “the
legs of the union suit were tucked inside my white socks which are
not noticeable inside the 15 inch boots.” So noted.
Upon
receiving his photo I replied, “Glad you're wearing a grey union
suit as your white ones would have blended in with the snow and we
couldn't have seen you!” And added, “You should send this photo
to Stanfield's along with the motto: "I
don't need a heated cab, I'm wearing Stanfield's!"
He
replied, “Chris, Stanfields might appreciate the photo and motto
but I might be in trouble with John Deere because the majority of
compacts they sell around here are sold with cabs.” Yep, ok.
Sam
tells me, “For almost all of my many years I was attracted to the
union suit. My oldest brother wore unions (16 years my senior) but
the next three brothers wouldn’t be caught in one, next two
sisters, and by the time I came along my mother figured it wasn’t
worth the fight so I put on what was there and it wasn’t a union
suit.
Most
of the boys that attended my two room school (K through 7th grade)
were union suited and I couldn’t see why they complained. I finally
took the plunge in 1962 while stationed in the Tucson, Arizona area.
It could get might nippy at night out on the flight line and I got
tired of crawling under an MD3 power unit to stay warm so off to
Sears and there began the journey.”
(So
many of us began with Sears Union Suits! I did...Chris)
Sam
is a fountain of knowledge when it comes to one-piece underwear. And
so, he is my “go to guy” when it comes to union suits. After he
read my posting of April 27, 2017 entitled Union
Suits – YesterYear Stanfield's Canadian Union Suits,
Sam emailed to correct my faux pas: “Canadian one-piece underwear,
including Stanfield's, are called “Combinations” not “Union
Suits!” He informed me that in Canada you don't ask for “union
suits” you ask for “combinations” or “combinaisons” if you
are French speaking. He emailed me copies of Canadian underwear catalogues to prove it. Furthermore, this fact is supported by two new email buddies of
mine, Mario, who resides in Montreal, and Michael who hails from
England. Those boys wear "combinations." I thanked Sam for setting me
straight and immediately changed the posting to reflect
“Combinations” rather than “Union Suits.”
Sam
has over the past months tried to get me to quit wearing boxer shorts
under my union suits and to stuff the legs of my long underwear into
my socks. Dang, if I am having a hard time following his suggestions.
Oh, yeah, he has a disdain for red
union suits (my favorite). He
wouldn't be caught dead in them! But Sam, grandpa told me red union
suits are the warmest a man can wear. He swore, “They keep my gout
from getting worse! You wear red, my boy!” I know Sam ain't gonna
buy that one. He says, “I get the impression that I am alone
preferring anything but red, although I am not throwing rocks.”
Don't tell Sam but I hear from plenty of you who prefer “anything
but red.”
Sam
also has warned those of us who wear two union suits at a time (or a
combination of combinations) on those coldest winter days
to take care to wear the same type of
long johns. In other words, don't wear a drop seat union suit over
one that has the one-button vertical flap or you could be in deep
trouble. Good advice if nature calls in a hurry.
Since
Sam wears union suits year around like a number of you, long sleeved,
long leg union suits don't work for him as summer underwear. For the
warmer months, he turns to short leg, sleeveless Athletic Union Suits. But
that is a story for another, warmer day.
Sam
observes, “Now as to the State of the Union Suit. So much of life I
find is like public transportation, if the ridership is down common
thinking says reduce the service and raise the price, so it is with
union suits. As it was until the mid-1970s most union suits for
adults were sized by chest measurements 32, 34, 36, ... 52, and the standard trunk* link
was chest 34 trunk 60 inches, chest 36 trunk 62 and so on. There were
also allowances for exceptionally tall or stout persons. The standard
also had a vertical wide lapped seat which allowed for all to hang
out without fouling the suit. The above design allowed for a
comfortable well-fitting garment. The five sizes we have today leave
a lot to be desired along with the vertical button holes, the split
seat, and the shortage of white suits.
If I remember correctly, Duofold was one of the last to leave the
chest measurements and that happened when it was bought out by J E
Morgan which was a division of Sara Lee baking company. So you can
say a cookie baker put the last nail in the US Union Suit coffin.”
Amen,
brother. I told you Sam is my “go to guy.” Thanks for your
comments and emails this past year, pal.
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* Here's
a mother measuring her son for a new union suit. Notice the tape is
wrapped around the boy vertically. This measured his trunk to ensure a well fitting union suit of which Sam speaks.
Added May 14, 2018 More outdoor long underwear pursuits:
Is this counterintuitive or is it just me? .....
Added May 14, 2018 More outdoor long underwear pursuits:
Is this counterintuitive or is it just me? .....
Just Received and added March 28, 2018: Ben of Frewsburg, NY sporting a red union suit in, of all places, the box of his Gehl Scaventer manure spreader. Courtesy of Duluth Trading Company, Duluth, MN. Another hard-working farmer!