Since May, 2016, an entertaining blog featuring men's and boys' long one-piece underwear aka union suits. Considered old-fashion by some but known to be warm, comfortable, and fun to wear by those of us who swear by 'em! ... Check out my companion blog, UNION SUIT FANS IN THE LIMELIGHT, by simply going to the Red Dancing Long Johns below and click or tap on "Union Suit Fan." At the top of the next page under "My Blogs," click or tap on "Union Suit Fans in the Limelight."
Monday, December 25, 2023
Santa Pantless at the North Pole
"Your previous "pantless" fellas in recent posting have nothing over Santa Claus. These stick-ums of Santa at my daughter's Christmas Party open house surprisingly featured Santa first wearing tartan trousers. Then in the next scenes, he has lost his clothes, revealing red union suit underwear under his coat!
Go figure... Andrea, Duluth, MN"
Thanks, Andrea. Santa Claus is the consummate union suit fan, wouldn't you say? One does wonder how he lost his clothes?! Thanks for sending. Hope you and your daughter have a wonderful Christmas!
Merry Christmas |
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!
RC, in his Union Suit, boots, cap, gloves and Manplow, is ready for whatever winter throws at him!
Television's 1990's Home Improvement, Tim the Toolman Taylor, would be proud of RC decked out in those red long johns of his and that gigantic, snow removal implement! What a tool! Not sure what his neighbors think!?!?!
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Pantless in Sandhurst
Last week I received the following email from George Blair of London, England:
Dear Chris: For my whole life I've worn long, combination underwear and have enjoyed your excellent publications regarding such. My name is George Blair and I reside in London.
Sometime back you included a posting in your quite fabulous blog of three military men standing on stage without their trousers. The bottom of their combinations showed beneath their military jackets. Are you aware of just whom these partially dressed young men might be or where their photo was taken? If not, you and your readers might wish to know more about the thespians in that photograph.
Happening on an article, I was able to identify them as “officer cadets” performing in a humorous theatre presentation, toward the end of their course work at the renowned Sandhurst Royal Military Academy in England. Their performance and the photo are from the early 1990's, apparently. The photo was taken by photographer, Patrick Ward.
The Royal Military Academy, Sandhurst, commonly called simply Sandhurst, is located at Sandhurst, Berkshire, United Kingdom. This institution is a British army officer training centre, very similar to your West Point Army Academy in America. It was founded in 1947 shortly after World War II when the Royal Military Academy (RMA), founded in 1741 and located in Woolwich, and the Royal Military College, founded in 1801 at Sandhurst, merged. The RMA trained officers for the Royal Artillery and Royal Engineers regiments from 1741 to 1939. Some, not doubt, were sent to the colonies to fight in Colonial America's Revolutionary War. Imagine that!
My grandson now attends Sandhurst, in his first year. And while he wears long underwear quite often, he steers clear of combinations. In fact, he believes his grandfather's combinations are rather humorous and old fashion.
At any rate, the photograph was not a spoof or taken from a movie, but of real live cadets peforming a skit. These thespians reminded me of your recent posting, “Why Be Shy,” of university student, Mr. Payne, when he appeared on stage in his combinations as a freshman at William and Mary College.
By the way, I am older and admittedly somewhat old fashion so continue to call my combinations, "combinations." I am fully aware that you and most other Americans, including Mr. Payne, call your one-piece, long underclothing, "union suits" or (shudder) "onesies." Whichever one refers to them, it's fabulous to note that they are still worn and admired across the globe.
All the best from across the pond as we say,
George Blair
Greetings George, great hearing from another Combinations / Union Suit Fan from Great Britain. I have several "combination" friends who live across the pond with whom I communicate via email. I'm privileged to add you. Thanks very much for identifying the photo of those young men sans trousers which I had previouly posted but unknown to me. I had not a clue as to who they were. So very much appreciate you identifying them.
As you referenced in your email, I now use "trousers" when speaking and emailing with my British acquaintances. On my very first trip to your wonderful country, I learned the hard way not to use the term "pants" for trousers. Early on, I made some reference to my "pants," meaning my trousers, to good friends and their other guests who reside there. I received immediate robust chuckles and raised eyebrows for that faux pas! I suppose it was not good form to even be talking about my pants. I was informed later, discreetly, that I had spoken about my underwear and not my trousers. I can only imagine what you Brits would call my boxer shorts. That was an embarassing misstep! But I swallowed hard and was determined not to repeat that!
Calling our Union Suits / Cominations "onesies" makes me cringe. Something you and I have in common.
Below, I've re-posted my March 5, 2023 Union Suit Fan entry and the cadets' photo, you've so kindly identified:
Pantless too!
These soldiers couldn't find their pants. But duty calls....
On December 10, 2019, l had posted this jewel of possibly two bachelors' parties... maybe it's the grooms and groomsmen partying without their trousers! Or maybe it was just a bunch of guys out on the town, proud of their long underwear:
Pantless in Seattle....
Wednesday, November 29, 2023
Cool Weather Greetings, Union Suit Fans!
Wishing you well and sure hope you had a great Thanksgiving, especially all my buddies in the northeast over in Buffalo, Watertown and upstate New York... getting all that snow. That is some "lake-effect" you all have to deal with. Yikes!As we enter the holidays and colder union suit weather, I wanted to re-post one of my earliest submissions to Union Suit Fan. The posting below is from December 8, 2016, and is of a poster popular during World War II. It urged Americans to conserve energy by turning down the thermostats in their homes, offices, factories, or where ever they worked. And most important, to pull on their long, red flannel underwear.
Thinking back, I don't know if my grandpa and four uncles, as farm boys in the 1940's, ever laid eyes on this poster. I do know they all wore union suits. Grandpa wore them year round. Folks now should do the same. I have been for a month or so and have managed to keep the thermostat down. In fact, I'm wearing a red union suit now as I post this. It's similar to the one featured on the poster. How about you? Keep 'em buttoned.... Chris
Union Suits - YesterYear
Wednesday, November 15, 2023
Office Boy Robbed !!
Union Suit Fans: After my last posting, I received an email from another Iowan resident:
Chris: Like R.K. Davenport, I'm a home grown Iowa boy. And like him and you, I wear union suits, for me about nine months out of the year. I'm also a history nut and a graduate of the University of Iowa.
Recently an old advertisement in the University of Iowa student newspaper from 115 years ago got my attention. The newspaper began publishing in 1868, if you can believe that! The clothing ad is from the May 20, 1908 issue and titled: Wise Talks By The Office Boy.
The print is small and a bit difficult to read. Perhaps your viewers can enlarge. It's about an office boy, Muggsy, who has a "hard luck story" to tell. He related that he had gotten all dressed up in his new "brown, stylish suit, a college model, and $2.50 hat," which he purchased from the Coast & Sons Clothing Shop in Iowa City. Muggsy said he "looked the part of a swell dresser."
On the way to pick up his girl, whom he had not seen in a week, he was confronted by four toughs who demanded his clothes, leaving him stranded on the street in his long underwear! He said "after they got me down to my union suit, a fellow put on the clothes..." Generously, the boys gave him a barrel to wear so he didn't have to continue on his way in just his underwear. What would his girl friend think?
Muggsy stood there hollering, drawing a crowd, until "a copper came up" and took him away. Cheerfully, he said, he's "not a quitter" and will get another suit just like the one he had.
This clothing ad is very different from those of men's clothing stores of today. I wonder if it really appealed to college boys back then. Did many of them relate to Muggsy running out to purchase a suit from Coast and Sons to wear over their union suits?!
Sam Scott, Iowa City
Wednesday, November 8, 2023
Presidential Underwear and Grant Wood Revisited
Union Suit Fans, yesterday I received this email from R.K. Davenport....
Chris: Having grown up on a farm near Iowa City in eastern Iowa, I've been a fan of union suits nearly my whole life and a fan of your blog for a couple years now. My 13 year old son is a 4th generation union suit wearer. He sleeps in either his red union suit or the one with dinosaurs on it. It keeps him warm when playing junior hockey too and other Iowa outdoor activities.
After reading your latest posting on "Presidential Underwear" from this past August, the one about Abraham Lincoln's museum and his union suit, I went back and looked at your other presidential long underwear postings.
In 2018, you posted a lithograph, "Midnight Alarm," by artist Grant Wood and then added additional artwork of his sent to you by one of your readers. It was a painting purported to be of President Hoover's "boyhood home" in West Branch, Iowa. The painting was on display at the Whitney Museum of American Art in New York City.
This summer, my wife and I with our 13 year old teenager and his two younger sisters visited West Branch and the Herbert Clark Hoover Library and Museum, his boyhood home which you can tour, as well as the surrounding neighborhood. All are within walking distance. Here are some photos of his little home taken by me:
This is the house where Hoover was born and actually lived as a boy. It looks nothing like the home pictured in the aforementioned painting by Wood displayed at the Whitney.
You can see his home was comparatively modest compared to the one featured. It is only one story with a couple of bedrooms. And, nowdays, there is no clothesline and certainly no union suit hanging out to dry.
What house do you suppose Grant Wood was depicting?
...R.K. Davenport
Great detective work, R.K. I found on the internet that President Hoover's home is just as your pictures show. So Grant Wood's painting is someone else's, apparently another family's mid-nineteenth century home. Perhaps he took license to create an addition to Hoover's house in his imagination. I wonder though if an addition was added by a subsequent purchaser and then torn down in the years when the library and boyhood home were established.
Coincidentally, the same week I heard from you, I received an email featuring additional "Union Suit" art by none other than Grant Wood. Although not as prominent as the farmer descending the stairs in his Long Underwear, it never-the-less depicts a Union Suit. In this instance, President Herbert Hoover's Union Suit hangs from a boyhood farm house clothesline. Not surprising, Hoover was from Iowa as was Wood. No doubt, both men wore one-piece, button-down Long Johns. Perhaps Wood did have an interest in men's underwear, why not?
Joe of New York City emailed, “On display today at the Whitney in downtown Manhattan is a Grant Wood exhibit: Best known for AMERICAN GOTHIC, he also painted the above titled “THE BIRTHPLACE OF HERBERT HOOVER, WEST BRANCH, IOWA."
And why am I sending this? Well, cropped a bit, look at what is on the President’s clothesline! Keep ‘em buttoned, Joe.”
Yep, sure enough, there is Hoover's Union Suit. Thanks, Joe! ...Chris
You can read all about the presidential Union Suits of John F. Kennedy and Calvin Coolidge in my posting, “Presidential Underwear,” May 26, 2016. In another posting, “Presidential Underwear, Abe Lincoln's Union Suit?” dated July 27, 2016, I discuss the possibility of Lincoln and his sons wearing Union Suits back in the mid-1800's...
The Birthplace of Herbert Hoover
West Branch, Iowa, 1931 Grant Wood Oil on masonite
Grant Wood, born and raised in Iowa, was the foremost artist of the American Regionalist movement, which focused on the human condition and the values of a rural environment. This well-organized landscape, with its linear precision and repetition of forms, emphasizes the order and harmony of country life. A group of Iowa businessmen commissioned this painting to present to President Herbert Hoover, who was born in the white frame cabin situated immediately behind the two-story house in the middle of the scene. The president, who had stressed his humble origins during his campaign, refused the painting because the inclusion of the larger, later house obscured the cabin. Wood eventually sold it through a dealer.
Friday, November 3, 2023
Buckeye's Missed Opportunity for a Halloween Costume Submission!
As you may remember from past postings, Buckeye is always sure to send me his annual Halloween Costume creation. However, the holiday slipped up on him this year. You could say he got caught with his pants down. Regarding his failure to send me his latest holiday garb, he emails:
"Happy Halloween, my friend.My apologies for the dismal failure this time. However I did resurrect my zombie outfit and wore it to work today for a whole bunch of people who hadn’t seen it before. It’s not every day a guy gets to work all day in a (mostly) exposed union suit. One of the technicians told me "that’s how you always look." Wondering if maybe he has X-Ray vision. Hmmmmm ... Buckeye Mike"
Tuesday, October 31, 2023
It's Halloween, So...
you know what that means! It's time for another Custom Costume Carnival...What will you be wearing tonight?
The Masked Marcel |
PennyEyes |
Orange Blooded Bronco Super Fan |
Artic Arnie |
Monday, October 23, 2023
My Theatrical Release
Ronald Payne's guest contribution, which was posted last week in this blog, reminded me of my stage debut in a union suit as a high school boy. My theatrical career was short-lived but the other boys and I had a ball! If you are a long time viewer of Union Suit Fan, you might remember me posting this on December 15, 2016, the first year of my long underwear blog.
Here it is again.....
Comments:
Anonymous September 20, 2017
I am a 16 year old boy who last spring was one of the brothers in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers in our high school musical. In one scene, six of us boys woke up in our union suits to have breakfast but not before our older brothrs wife wanted our underwear to wash. We than switched to wearing blankets and danced around. Its cool to see you in a union suit too for your high school play... Bailey from Grand Rapids, MI
Sunday, October 15, 2023
Why Be Shy?
How I Came to Stop Worrying and Love the Union Suit
By Ronald Payne, Guest Contributor
I grew up on a Dairy Farm in northern Virginia during the 1950s and like other boys who lived on a farm I was expected to do at least some farm chores. I was excused from helping with the milking (I was scared of the cows that were so much bigger than I was) but other chores like gathering eggs, feeding livestock and driving a tractor during haymaking season were a part of my growing up. This necessitated wearing work clothes which I hated. I didn’t want any part of a farm identity (I wanted to be a sophisticated city kid). I was afraid I’d be seen in farm work clothes by other kids. When winter came around I drew the line on wearing long underwear. My Dad wore the two piece variety, but I thought “long johns” were just too embarrassing. If I had to be outside in snowy cold weather, I’d happily wear coats and sweaters, but no way I’d ever wear “long johns”.
When I went to High School I was required to take gym class (which I hated) and for the first time I saw guys my age wearing union suits in the locker room. And these guys were popular athletes! Girls liked them and other guys looked up to them. Sure, these guys would kid each other about their “hillbilly drawers”, but they seemed to enjoy laughing at themselves and didn’t show the least embarrassment about being seen wearing union suits in winter. I guess that was when I began to change my attitude about long underwear, especially union suits. I kind of wanted to be like those guys who could be relaxed and confident even while wearing a union suit. In fact I realized that these guys had created a bond by kidding each other about wearing “hillbilly long johns”. I developed a secret wish to wear a union suit so I could be like those other guys and join in with kidding and being kidded about “farm boy” long johns.
The problem was--I’d made such a big deal about refusing to wear any sort of long underwear that I couldn’t bring myself to admit to my parents that I now wanted to wear long johns. Even if I bought a union suit on the sly, I knew that living in a small town word might get back to my parents. Also I was convinced that if I took a union suit to the store check out, the lady who would ring it up would probably imagine what I’d looked like wearing it!
In ‘67 I went to college at William and Mary. The college laundry provided a list with check boxes for the student to tick-off what items were in the laundry bag. Guess what! Right under “Undershirts” and “Underpants” was “Union Suits”. So some college men must wear union suits!
Winter of my freshman year I finally got my first union suit. Boy, did I enjoy the feel of it under my clothes at football games! Or when walking around Williamsburg on a snowy Sunday. I always had a smile when I checked the “Union Suit” box on my laundry list.
I was a Theater major and that Spring I got a part in an original student musical. It was about a small town rube from the nearby town of Toano who gets lost in the “big city” of Williamsburg. There he runs across the newly constructed college computer that was programed with the personality of woman. The computer falls in love with the rube and makes him a senior majoring in Home Economics.There was a scene in which my character moves into his dorm room that he shares with a hippie and a jock. While preparing for bed he undresses to reveal –yes—that he’s wearing a union suit. So in this play, for the first time I was seen in a union suit. And as the hippie character starts to sing a made-up folk song, my character starts to dance to it—a Charleston! There I was doing a Charleston…on stage…in a union suit…in front of hundreds of my fellow students…three nights in a row…and even in front of my parents who came down to see their son starring in a college show. I still remember hearing the laughter rolling across the theater. But it wasn’t derisive laughter. It was the kind of laughter that showed that the audience liked me. And I got a big round of applause at the end of the number.
To top it all off—in that year’s college Year Book there was a picture of me…in the show…in my union suit.
That proved to be my inoculation against any sense of embarrassment or shame about wearing a union suit. People who saw the show somehow assumed it was my own union suit that I was wearing (it wasn’t--it belonged to a fellow cast member). But after that I joined the ranks of guys for whom a union suit was a normal part of their winter wardrobe.
And that is how I came to stop worrying and love the Union Suit!
....Ronald Payne
What better way to kick off another Union Suit Wearing Season than this account from my long underwear pal. Ron enjoys the warmth, comfort and look of union suits nearly as much as I. My fascination with our one-piece wonder just happened to begin about 10 years earlier than he, when I was a boy.
Here's a much younger Ron, on stage, in his union suit. Photos taken from his William and Mary College yearbook. I'm willing to wager that none of us, including me, have danced the Charleston in long underwear, on stage, in front of hundreds audience members. Come to think of it, I haven't danced in front of any crowd in my union suit. Kudo's to Ron!
Ron's first guest contributions to my Union Suit Fan blog was November 14, 2019 in his story titled "A Thespian Union Suit Fan: Growing Up, Part I and An Innocent Rube, Part II." You can still find these very entertaining postings herein...just scroll down to the aforementioned date in 2019. You'll enjoy his chronical.
Thanks, Ron... Chris
Good to hear from you, Bailey. I remember being hesitant to be on stage in just my long underwear but after pre-jitters, the other boys and I did just fine. How about you? It can be a little intimidating and embarrassing to be running around on stage in front of other students and parents in a union suit...Chris