Some folks call our outfits "Long Johns."
Or just plain ole "Underwear"
Others say, "Union Suits."
And still others, "Long Handles."
No Sir-eee, Dang-it!
It's our Hillbilly Tuxedos!
Even State Troopers Strip to Their
Long Red Underwear for a Good Cause
Long John Day
"Oh Long Johns"
"The Power of Long Johns...
Whole Nations Unify Over Long Underwear"
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