What's a Guy to do on these Blasted Cold Blast Days Blowing in across the country from the Arctic??!!
Well, your Union Suit is a Great Start!
I guess you could just stay in bed all day in that union suit you got for Christmas with the covers pulled up over your head:
Or, why not hop out of bed, stretch and stay comfortably inside, safe and warm.
Buckeye Mike of Ohio in red Carhartts decided on
doing a home project he'd put off for months!
Exercise could warm you up! Right Coach?
How about making yourself some delicious hot stew
that'll warm you up, inside-out.
Of course, Retro's heavy winter union suit sure helps!
Or watch your favorite sports team give it their best on TV:
(On these really cold days, you may need to pull on a sweat suit
over your long red-flannel underwear!)
Keeping your rear escape hatched buttoned securely,
try tickeling the ivories on that ole piano to heat up:
Relaxing on the couch couldn't hurt....
Maybe, look for your the car keys you misplaced!
If you're like Stanley Steamer, you might catch up on repair work around the house?
A rousing game of ping pong in your union suit warms a guy up pretty fast!
Nah, hibernating in bed is the best idea!!
Keep 'em buttoned, I do! ....Chris
Chris: these are great ideas to while away the hours during the deep freeze for us union suit wearers, particularly!
ReplyDelete......Boston Samuel