Sunday, February 1, 2026

Down Memory Lane with Artie, back when he lived, worked and grew up "Down on the Farm"

A hard workin' farm boy, who now resides in Maine, takes us back with him and his brothers to the family farm. The following is the fourteenth posting in my farmer appreciation series....    



"I grew up on a small dairy / hog farm in Southeastern Massachusetts, oldest of four boys. When I was small I had after school chores that included cleaning cow manure in the barn, feed off the grain and silage to the cows. Hard, physical work that I wouldn’t change it for the world.

"We lived in a small uninsulated farm house; main heat supply was a wood stove in the kitchen. Long Johns were a very important thing on the farm. There was no official start date to long underwear season, just Ma saying that Dad is in long johns so you boys get them on before you go to the barn.

"The above picture of rural brothers is special to me as we were spaced out in years like they were. We boys would shed our barn clothes in the back room and stand all around in our long underwear warming up while Ma got us our “clean jeans” to put on. We would play grab ass and fight like brothers do! 

"I can still hear my Grandma saying “you look like perfect gentleman in your underpants “ in an exaggerated Irish accent while my Mother laughed at her sense of humor. 

"Growing up on a dairy farm, I learned to always wear clean long johns to bed so your sheets don’t smell like corn silage.

"There's still a little rural boy left in me.... Artie up in Maine."


Farm boy and union suit fan, 
all grown up, learned the values of hard work as a youngster. 
Like most every farm kid, those lessons were taken to heart and have served him (and them, I presume) well. 

Thanks, Artie, for sharing your story of growing up on a farm.  



Long time union suit fans will remember another couple of farm boy postings I featured written by Ron Payne, a great friend over the years. He honored me by portraying his early years on a farm in Virginia. Here's a portion....Scroll back to November 14, 2019 in Union Suit Fan to "An Innocent Rube" for one of the best stories of youth and union suits you'll read!  A big shout out to my buddy, Ron, for his memories.....
Growing up back in the 50's there were union suits in the inventory of clothing stores that served small towns and farming communities. I always shunned union suits as being too ridiculous looking when I was a youngster. But when I got into high school and was changing into gym clothes, I saw a few of the boys from the nearby farms wearing union suits without shame. They laughed at themselves and ribbed each other over their "hillbilly" long johns. But there also seemed to be an element of pride in wearing "country boy" underwear.

I grew up in Loudoun County in northern Virginia on a farm between Purcellville and Lincoln. My Dad wore two piece thermal underwear but no one I knew wore union suits. I'd only seen men in union suits on TV or in the movies and it was always associated with comical humiliation. Like John Payne in "Restless Gun" when masked men held him up and made him strip down to his union suit. He had to walk into town in his one-piece long johns while the townsfolk laughed. But I saw union suits at the clothing store in Purcellville and, of course, there were the Sears catalog ads. Any type of long underwear seemed an embarrassment to me when I was a kid. So I avoided the thermal two piece type that my father wore, not to mention union suits. Being shy, I was afraid of looking stupid and having people laugh at me....

Read more in those postings I mentioned above and then take a look at Ron's update which I posted in 2023. You'll want to turn to that one too. Here's a portion:

Why Be Shy? How I Came to Stop Worrying and Love the Union Suit   

By Ronald Payne, Guest Contributor

I grew up on a Dairy Farm in northern Virginia during the 1950s and like other boys who lived on a farm I was expected to do at least some farm chores. I was excused from helping with the milking (I was scared of the cows that were so much bigger than I was) but other chores like gathering eggs, feeding livestock and driving a tractor during haymaking season were a part of my growing up. This necessitated wearing work clothes which I hated. I didn’t want any part of a farm identity (I wanted to be a sophisticated city kid). I was afraid I’d be seen in farm work clothes by other kids.  When winter came around I drew the line on wearing long underwear.  My Dad wore the two piece variety, but I thought “long johns” were just too embarrassing. If I had to be outside in snowy cold weather, I’d happily wear coats and sweaters, but no way I’d ever wear “long johns”...... 

Thanks, again, Ron...Chris 

6 comments:

  1. Hey Artie, thanks for sharing your story. What an early life you lived.
    I went back to read guest contributor Ron’s stories again. Great! Thanks guys,
    Rhode Island Randall

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    1. RI Randall I’m glad you enjoyed it.
      Glad to contribute to USF
      Artie

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    2. Artie: Chris has posted those five little boys in their union suits out in front of their farm house several times over the years and I've wondered what their stories might have been and how they were enticed by their mama or daddy to pose in their long underwear. Glad they did. It's a cute photo. But thanks to you and Ron and the other farm boys that Chris has posted over the past month or so, we city boys have now a real feel of farm life. Thanks again, Artie, Ron, Luke, Rustic Boy and the rest for you for your memories and photos! ....Luke, a union suit fan from Atlanta, Georgia.

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  2. I started wearing union suits in preference to two piece long underwear when I was in high school in the 80s (I lived in Michigan and long underwear was something a lot of people wore in the winter). They were somewhat coming into vogue, a trend that continued into the 90s. It was a little awkward at first changing for gym, but the guy who had the locker next to mine was one of the A-list jocks and he had an after-school job at a car wash. On days he worked after school he'd wear a red union suit complete with a drop-seat flap. We sort of bonded over our one-piecers and took any teasing in stride. Eventually I noticed a few other guys who seemed to have opted for a union suit since i could see a panel buttons in front or the top of the split seat in back if their shirt or sweater rode up. Saw a lot of that in college at the University of Michigan (a notoriously frigid and windy campus) also, and notably a hint of the sort of long johns people were wearing with the popularity of ripped jeans in those days.

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    1. Hi Anonymous! Thanks for your comments and checking in with us on Union Suit Fan. Recently, my wife and I visited lower Michigan for the very first time. A great state and a little cool. I wore my union suits the whole time so stayed perfectly warm during the mild weather time we were there. We will be going back!

      We visited Ann Arbor, Detroit, Lansing and a town called Cedar Springs, a fun town for "red flannel" wearers. Did you ever go there for their autumn red flannel festival. I soon plan to do a posting based on this little community and my visit there. I would like to hear more from you about Michigan and Cedar Springs.
      Email me at cayersnd@gmail.com. .....Chris

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    2. I never went to the Red Flannel Fest in Cedar Springs though I did visit an old friend there once and he showed pictures from it including himself and his son in red union suits, and his daughter who was elected the Red Flannel Queen one year.
      I grew up near Ann Arbor, which is the warmest part of the state, but we had plenty of cold winter weather there. From childhood on I wore long underwear almost half the year, and unlike some kids I never rebelled against doing so in my teens. I've always liked winter (well, not when it lingers too long) and I refuse to be stuck indoors. I learned how to ski, and when the roads were clear I biked in winter. So always was a long johns guy. Down here in Florida where I live now we just came out of a remarkably long cold snap, and yep I got some use out of my long underwear, including my union suits.

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